Wung Boontis

Origins
Wung Boontis was born 300,000,000,000 seconds ago, in a small town called Dog Water Hills. His cousin, Charlus, would often walk around in circles near the town square yelling, "I'VE GOT FREE ONES!" This scared and confused many of his friends and other townsfolk, resulting in horrible crimes and general lawlessness. These transgressions against god resulted in Wung despising his cousin and his anarchist ways.

Allies

 * Railgun Terry
 * TTX CRUSHER
 * The Onceler

Notable Qualities

 * Once owned a house 
 * Aspires to be like Ben Shapiro
 * Likes how wrenches (tool) look